/-------------------------------- / Welcome to the best issue / / of ATI, Activist Times, / / incorporated. / / Brought to you by pap / / /// / --------------------------------/ 10-29-88 AaAaAaAaAa TtTtTtTtTt ***** IiIiIiIiIi * * **issue** * 17!!! * ** ** * * ***** And, by the way; if you are a lamer, please erase this file before reading it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. publisher: prime anarchist president and general electrician: . fah- q. board of directors: prime anarchist,. fah-q, J. Danforth Quayle, connecticut censorship bureau, the . medejeen columbian cocaine cartel, and King George the 40th. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. This particular issue is specially dedicated to fryguy, just an allaround great technofrend. /----------/ fan orationf JUST TIP THE SCALES / / OF JUSTICE. f 10-22-88 f CONN college, you just / / informed me that 2 of ----------- your students are getting suspended, and one expelled for acts of vandalism. From what I hear, all they did was break a window when they were drunk one nite. On one hand you should be outraged. This punishment far outweighs the crime and very unjustly. On the other hand you should notice that Conn College is simply following a recent trend along with other colleges, other institutions, other countries. You see zero-tolerance laws seizing large boats because of 3 joints or 4 hits of acid, sometimes just for paraphanelia on board. Congress is about to see to it that the death penalty be mandated for convicted drug dealers. Maranda rights are swiftly going the way of the Cave man, and Friday-the-13th sequels. The First Ammendment? What first ammendment? I'm not signing your petition mainly because I dont go here. But let me impress this on you. If you believe that the college campus is a microcosm; a practice spot for the real world you'll soon face, or even a big part of the real world, GET OUT THERE AND GET THE "CONN THREE" BACK IN SCHOOL. The petition is fine. But followthru. Serve it to the right people. Sit in, camp out, demonstrate. Stop school. Send out fliers "suspending" EVERYONE until "Conn 3" are back attending. I'm thinking of fasting in a glass booth for 3 days to symbolize the outrage; maybe shattering it on the 3rd day. Get out there and show your rage. Win this one, and then we can start working on this Omnibus/zero/Drug hysteria thing. .............. another oration .............. Que es "free enterprise"? Que es "central intelligence". Intelligente del central? Si! Si! Es mui facile. Que es "political suicide". El George Bush y el Manny Noriega Esta en; que es, que es, how you say "Cohort"? El medejeem columbian cocaine Cartel. Los drugs. Los drugs. Esta. Diga. Oye. "Just say Noriega to drugs". Now they're executing the death pen. for drug dealers? Hmmm. 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Here on Raygun's Isle. Here on Bush's Isle. TO THE TUNE OF: an op interupt... The koolwarez board you have reached Has been crashed by hackers at this time. Please be sure you have the right modem online and try your call again. TO THE TUNE OF: The Oscar Mayer Weiner Commercial. Oh I wish I had-a paid the bucks for 3 way, ay. Then I could call 2 dial-a-porns At once... And if I paid the cash to get the 3 way, ay. Cherry coulda moaned and grunted At Anal Alice. How'd I do? --- --- --- --- --- --- --- A LOOK INSIDE THE CIA on video. part 1: the history 58 minutes. part 2: assassination 49 "" part 3: subversion 67 "" $59.95 Fusion Video 17214 So. Oak Park Ave. Dept TN 8807 Tinley Park, IL 60477 or call 1800-338-7710 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!RACISM ALERT!!RACISM ALERT!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SIGNIFICANCE OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S ONE GLOVE I have figured it out. It is not to be cool. It is not to start a trend. It is not out of respect for those that only have one arm. Michael Jackson wears a glove on his right hand for shaking hands with white people. I was watching his new "movielet" the other day, and noticed that he wore the glove whilst shaking hands. I put that and the oxygen tank he sleeps in, all together and deduced that he must be afraid to touch people. Then in the movie, you see him go into his hometown. He puts the glove in his coat pocket, and all his "brothers" gather around: "gimme five, man" "lay it on me" "slap me silly, homeboy" "put it there" Michael Jackson wont touch white people. I am almost sure of it. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - CONVERSATION WITH SOME PEOPLE IN ITALY LAURA-now here are coming USA f-16. YIPSTER-what??? L-i asked which state is so poor and then i tell u then ur F-16 are coming here, ok? Y-rhode island is so poor, and ct is so rich. right next to each other. hmmm. you worried f-16 planes coming to italy? L-no, i am happy for that! Y-sorry. I didnt know f-16's are coming to italy. maybe you know something I dont? L-they are nato's f-16 and they were in spain, now they're coming in italy. Y-nato? hmmm. in the name of peace no less? I'd be worried about the missile silos we have stationed all thruout europe. I saw a russian comic in Pravda that portrayed europe as "united states of europe". hehehe L-I think israel is right to do that to palestinian. Y-hmmm. what makes you say that, pretell? L-what is pretel?- Y-hmm. slang for, like, "please do tell me". hmmm. umm. you think the israelis have the rights to that land? L-have the??? Y-what did you say, chica? L-I never said chica. Y-I know. hmmm. what were you saying? SAM-Hi all. Y-you know laura? S-yes. L-hi all. Y-she's a smart cookie. S-hi laura!! Y-I see sam and laura have already met S-y up. L-SAM!!!!! Y-Sam, you from venus too? S-yayaya!! S-no, not from Venus :) L-what is a smart cookie??? Y-I meant smart cookie, a smart person S-smart person! clever person! L-what is? S-smart cookie = clever person Y-I just told sam you were verrrrrrry inteligente. S-slang, laura. L-I saw on dictionary, thanx yipster. Y-yup, wouldnt have said it if I didnt mean it. Hmm. why are u guys so worried about our f-16's?? L-i am not worried. i am happy! Y-what time is it over there? L-it is 111z:17::4:3 am Y-Lost ya there, babe. L-lost ya there, babe??? Y-"babe", more slang. S-later yipster, seeya! Y-Later, sam. L-bye yipster. Y-Later, nice meeting you. L-and you. bye. - - - - - - - - NORIEGA/BUSH '88 bumper stickers. $2 for 1; 7 for $10. FYL 8315 Lake City Way, #207 Seattle, WA 98115 - - - - - - - - - - - - - NONSOLICITATION PACT: I promise not to solicit you with misleading junk mail or annoying telephone surveys. Nor will I sell your address to any other services. Send three dollars to: TMP, PO Box 488, LaHonda, CA 94040 . . . . . . . . . . . n n n n n n n e e e e e e A PAYPHONE IS WORTH A a a a a a THOUSAND DIMES; t t t t EXTENTIONS ARE WORTH ! ! ! MILLIONS OF DIGITS. ! ! Wow. ! This place is just infested with plain old desktop AT&T touchtone fones. Each one has a four digit # on it. What tipped me off (to what?) was a payphone with one of these fones right next to it. This set of fones was in the library of a private college; (try a private college near you. You know how we are about naming names. Especially when it's Connecticut College). Anyways, with what I know now, it's a wonder that payphone gets any dimes. What are they teaching you in college?? I finished my payphone call and decided to try something. I scanned a few 4-digit #'s. Not much I got. Just a few professoras, secretaries, and students, a buncha "wrong #s" and a reorder. A reorder??? I tried "0". "Can you connect me with 800-424-9090 "Sure. For the next time dial "9" then the #". Credible. Not credible, wow. I cant believe they'd leave something like this so vulnerable. They must take today's kollege kid for a fool. They're probably right. I did a few local calls and got out of there. Even if there's no LD (long distance) there's myriad extenders, divertors, and local carriers to play around with there. Now, to find out which buildings are open 24!!! $$ $$$$$ $$ $$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ We just realized we didn't follow thru telling you what became of the General Dynamics, Electric Joke Division strike. It's over. Union got busted. Well, that's it for ATI17. 18 should be out soon with any luck. We didnt have room for the ITT stuff. Wow. next time.