"Over the next hill, we'll be home." This 'zine dedicated to my hero who wears all black, Johnny Cash. ************** didja C nrthrn lites? ** Hootmon, **- - - - - - - - - - . ************** 571 / / (oops, reverse that) / / / Autolog Twinfomational, Int. is a journalistic, causistic, / /cyberpolitical / /organization, / 4 more info? /trying to / send SASE's & /help y'all, and us / e-stamps??? change the world / to: radically, in less / ATI@etext.org than two minute / increments. / - - - - - - - - - shOUTs & gr33tz to Jana the Rogue Butterfly, Katherine, Meredith, LBC, Tophat Girthman, marauder, adam, AdamH, adamant, and adam butterfly, Calvin C. Hoon, Wyclef, Drea, Onion, MOVE, Ted K, and Bob G. ! The glue on Israeli ! ! postage stamps is ! ! now certified Kosher ! /\/\/\/\/\/\ \like or as,\ \ and i'm not OP ED. \talking \ ------ poetics. / Well, I am somewhat; \/\/\/\/\/ aren't I? This message is mostly pointed at men; you women will have to empathize the best you can. Have you ever been pee'ing in a urinal and there's a big huge bug in there? Maybe a spider, maybe a potatoe bug, maybe a beetle, maybe a cockroach, maybe a member of some ethnic group you don't like. OK, not so much that, who would fit in a urinal. But I was pee'ing many times and there's a legged creature marching around in there and this is what has bugged me all these years. Do you play around and aim at him and see how hot and wet you can get him before he's completely yucky? Do you deliberately miss hoping to save him (or her, who knows?) his life? Keep peeing right on top 'til he floats down the drain? Flush the urinal or leave it for the next person hoping the bug will find other lodging by then? What on earth could I, the prime anarchist be jabbering about? If you guessed "the environment" all by yourself then you are not dumb. If not, just think about this the next time you walk by a urinal: (even if you're not a guy) -_-Should I clean up-_- -_-the planet myself-_- -_- or leave it for -_- -_- someone else??? -_- There's an earth day, and a sunday but no moon day? And don't give me this "what's monday" lunes, lunacy, lunar. I don't buy it. That's my fun day; I don't have to run day. Gandhi and me, we fast on Mondays. I think it should be, er, uh, Well heck with it. Ready? I hereby declare Monday to be national day of phun. A high holy day in the Anarcho- Whirld. Phun For Everyone. Phunday. Do something phunny, play a phun prank on sumone. Pray, prey or play - I always say. But pretty please with pablum on top. Please pass the pepper. People, listen up. Sunday may be a day of rest, but next phunday, let's all play. Peter piper probably picked a hole peck and a halph of pickled herrings, ferrets and frickazied piranha. -=(prime outa fear)=- LETTUCE WE'VE HAD IN OUR FRIDGE THIS PAST WEEK: To: ati@etext.org Subject: Re: april fools! Thanks. JC To The Editors - Subject: beware of this telephone tap!! I got this yesterday and since I'm skeptical of things like this I called my phone company this morning and talked to their Technical Services...(GTE). The fellow I read this to confirmed it is true and can be done! So be aware. "I received this from another party, but have read about it in the paper & my consumer report magazines. It IS true & very scary. Please read on......... I received a telephone call last evening from an individual identifying himself as an AT&T Service technician who was conducting a test on our telephone lines. He stated that to complete the test I should touch nine (9), zero (0), the pound sign (#) and then hang up. Luckily, I was suspicious and refused. Upon contacting the telephone company, I was informed that by pushing 90#, you give the requesting individual full access to your telephone line, which allows them to place long distance telephone calls billed to your home phone number. I have verified this information with UCB telecomm, Pacific Bell, MCI, Bell Atlantic, GTE and NYNEX. Please beware. DO NOT press 90# for ANYONE. The GTE Security Department requested that I share this information with EVERYONE I KNOW... [this goes on to request many different ways to disseminate this information. I won't trouble you with all that. I trust the person who sent us this, so haven't called GTE or Ameritech myself, and I haven't gone to a payphone and tried it out or anything. Perhaps journalistic ethics are such that I should but I'm tired, today so you'll have to phollow through. I did check the "CIA Hoaxes" website and it didn't show up there yet, so there's a great chance this is on the up and up. More later... Maybe you heard it here, here, here, first.] Hola visite tu zine.. esta interesante. Visite vous ma site. http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/1650 me cuentas que te parece. bye. luisafer / - - - -/ / PRESS / / ENTER / / TO EXIT/ /- - - - / OPEN LETTER TO CHAD: I'm swift learning that many members of the KLA are major narcotics trafficers, and that they might not have been if the US CIA hadn't gone in a decade ago and enticed them. I don't forgive Milesovic, but as I coin the phrase "bilateral genocide" I begin to wonder if it might not be mostly the US department of justice' fault... 1journalist (414) ==========????========????====== ???Whoever took my macaroni and cheese crayon(tm?) Give it back! =======????=======????========== If you can, please come to: Pierce Hall at the UU Church on 16th and Harvard, Wash DC, May 1 at 8pm for a free Poetry Reading featuring several poets from: WILL WORK FOR PEACE: An Anthology of New Political Poems Edited by Brett Axel, with an introduction by Steve Cannon Coming soon from Zeropanik Press, ISBN 0-9666456-1-x Several Poets will be in Washington DC for an important demonstration at the White House to ask that Congress close the School of the Americas: the "school of assassins" where Latin American dictators are trained. /\ \/ From: I-Coffee@Netscape.net Subject: Got Coffee? Gourmet Coffee @Discount Prices! A full pound of Roasted to order French Roast...$8. Please visit us on the web. HTTP://www.capecod.net/i-coffee [ed note: had they not been from grape cod or vineland, I would have ignored this because of its commercial nature...] [...so please consider them, and also, if you have an extra couple bucks per pound would you please consider the Human Bean Company in Colorado either "as well," or "instead?" He buys directly from the Chiapanecos and uses no strychnine in the process like some of the big companies. Ask for Kerry, and no need to tell him we sent you. He'll treat you just as wonderfully as he treats me because afterall, are we each human beans ourselves? =)] Dear Marc, thanks for the latest zine. i really enjoyed the compassion poem. Love, Mel Marco et al: Lighthouse Report Interview with Fenton Bresler, author of Who Killed John Lennon. Hosts: Will Robinson & Marilyn Colman. Author Fenton Bresler spent eight years researching police reports, court testimony and the psychological makeup of Mark David Chapman and found things didn't add up. Mr. Bresler, along with Will & Marilyn explore the possibility that Chapman may have been a mind-controlled assassin. $7.50 Aloha, He'Ping, Om, Shalom, Salaam. Em Hotep, Peace Be, Omnia Bona Bonis, All My Relations. Adieu, Adios, Aloha. Amen. Roads End Kris [didja get all of those? we print it as it comes, eh?] to ati: Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can and many say, "We will breathe later." And most of them don't die because they are already dead. -May 68 graffiiti- http://www.slip.net/~knabb/CF/graffiti.htm NUMBERS. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 http://www.angelfire.com/wi/heresy1/luckyboys.html http://www.commondreams.org/kosovo/views/mmoore.htm http://www.homestead.com/amradgathering http://www.denverpost.com/news/news0314a.htm http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati http://www.luckyboys.com -=-=-=-=- mu$ic ati's anarchy guitar section! Ozzie's Crazy Train for Mitsubishi? Tequila for Chichi's?? The Way You Do the Things You Do for Laundry??? ATI! 40 columns 4 over 11 years! \ / \ / ! ...and now, an indigenous minute: JOHN BENALLY STATEMENT. 1999AD My name is John Benally and I am 'Where the water meets together' Clan and born for edge water, my patrilineal clan is Apache Clan. My matrilineal Grandfather is 'Many Goat Clan'. We need all the support we can at this time, a pressure on the BIA, the Dept of Interior. We are threatened with losing our way of life by relocating to the outside world. It is very important that we preserve our culture and ways of life. We can't live in western world. Our choices.. our ways of life.. being on land excercising our belief and we don't want any U.S. Government interferance with our life. This is on behalf of all the ways on Indian land in this hemisphere. We don't like the human abuse, natural resource abuse thats happening in our nation. As we are all aware as five fingered family... we are ALL aware that we are losing all the differant atmosphere and depletion of our ozone, to where we're liable to sacrifice under these consequences. We all know that once everything was in balance and pure, now we all know it's out of balance. Climate, global changes are happening, it's here, greenhouse effect is here. These are my awareness's and my concern.. then I think we are all in the same boat. So act now, pressure the United States Government to tell them that they're liable for it. That means industrial nation, fossil fuel addiction, and nuclear addict. And thank you very much. comments?: --<><><><>-- ati@etext.org --<><><><>-- or: --<><>--ati@cosmos.lod.com--<><>-- THIS PRIME ANARCHIST PARADIGM SHIFT Brought To You By ChiChi's, home of delicious waitresses and low IQ food. Put 1/10 of a capful of detergent (pick any brand...) in your next load of laundry, (see how much lather) and ask yourself the phollowing question: AM I BEING USED? I'm Willie P. Nelson for Eddie Bauer, Taco Bell, and The Money Store. |This Shoulder blade of| |human bone is inscribed| |as a perpetual memorial| |to the beneficence of| | Madeline Albright and| | her mistress, General| |Wesley Clarke without| |whose vision and focus| | this war would have| |remained merely a dream| ALL NEW - NAD'S Hair Removal Systems The 30 Minute Info-Mercial that makes you say "ewwwwww!" A Poem [sometimes you just gotta repeat something for emphASIS. This was written by someone who's 13 years old.] I live in a place called free, where you do what you do, and you be what you be. No one is exiled or shunned at first galnce, everyone here is given a chance. Too bad you must die to be where I've been to hear what I've heard, to see what I've seen. No longer do I, feel superior to those, who once had no friends 'cause they had no cool clothes. In heaven you see, we are all equal, I am to you, as you are to me -By Kelsi d. April '99 Today is /\ Day /23\ of \ / pie2K \/ !!! feedback? your choice: ati@etext.org ati@cosmos.lod.com \ \ \ \ \ \ \just 200 daze 'til the next millenium. August 13 is a friday. Braces Your Shelf. bilateral genocide? from here on in, NAFTA, GATT, MAI or Fast Track will be referred to as Pfast-Trac. and if you have angst: dial 1-800-AAA-ARGH 9904191930ati175.txt