THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING: THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING. Live, from the Johnson Fish Co. building in Green Bay Wisconsin, it's ATI, Actively Timorese, Illustrated. Issue 189. Just a couple days after the nolonger famous 9-9-99 date. AAAA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII AAAAAA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII AA AA TT II AAAAAAAA TT II AA AA TT II AA AA TT IIIIIIII AA AA TT IIIIIIII -a weekly cybernote- Spoonsored by OOP! 297 Thayer Street, Providence. Makers of OOP! JUICE carbonated beverages. "Not a speck of juice in it." And first up, here's Prime Anarchist with his publisher's rant. We heard it's pretty short cause he was running out of room. Or was that running out of doors? Or steam? Breath? Ideas? Hmmm. Is the old bugger all washed up? Tune in next week when we find out if Prime still has it in him, or "Don't Let Your Knees Knock Your Socks Off." Hola, I'm Prime Anarchist and this is the #'s run for Sabado, the 11th day of the 9th month of the 99th year. This issue went long overall, so I'll keep my rant short. Hoogie, boogie, noogie noo. Wookie Frookie, monkwich zoo. Yacka wacka packa poo, Youd've felt this wacked out too If you had this here job to do. There I feel much better. Now here's the #'s. (Don't blink, you might start a fight between Netscrape and Exploder) http://www.effenheimer.com http://www2.crosswinds.net/~punkarchive http://www.freespeech.org/senaa http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/larry.html http://www.jamnbabe.com/help.htm http://www.hanksville.org/storytellers/northrup http://www.awadagin.com/cw/guestbook.html http://phc.mpr.org/activities/19970101_newyears "...that's about the way it is! Only time will tell if "16" has a "win a dream date with a senator" contest or cosmo has "The Freshman House: Who has the freshest butt?" -- Patrick Moore 1999 ----====---- & NOW, LETTUCE FROM OUR READUCE ----====---- to ati@etext.org you forgot http://www.frucht.de in the #'s run. patrick () ----====---- hEyA prImE gOtO: 1) http://www.geocitiessucks.com And/Or 2) http://www.geosucks.com 1) tell me what you see... 2) Heh! --Wonder Twinz (206) ----====---- Dear Prime, Stop smoking so much of that stuff... or maybe smoke about 10,000% more!!! {no signature} ----====---- to ati@etext.org Not only did mnm@coke.elab.cs.cmu.edu work for fingering, but I tried "sendmail," and would you know it, a 7up flew out my laserprinter in less than 2 minutes time! Go figure. -- Rev Korn CinSINnATI ----====---- That ATI you sent me - stuff about Canada and Mexico. Very good. Excellent writing. Choc full o' Irony Carl (860) ----====---- to kokopeli: now that is funny -- the butcher (some where in england) ----====---- [ed note: this one was too late to make our presstime, but I figured I'd grace you with their message, cause their music is so "rad." Maybe you can catch 'em next time, eh?] hey boys and girls LBC is playing the metro--3730 n. clark, in chicago. if you need directions, e-mail me. when? saturday...uh, tomorrow! september eleventh seven o'clock -- cap'n joe (312) ----====---- Hey Penpal, Thanks for writing to me! I am replying now to the email you sent me. I found what you emailed me about. For Free Nude Pics of Jinnifer Lopez, and I think Britney Spears and some other celebrities go to this url: http://tac.britneyworld.com HAVE GREAT DAY! :) At 08:09 PM 8/17/99 -0600, you wrote: > >----- Original Message ----- >To: urfriend2@yahoo.com >Sent: Tuesday, August 13, 1999 7:39 PM >Subject: hello > > Hey... Can you send me some adult links? thanx... [ed note: nice try peeps. Is spam getting sophmorstocated or what?] ----====---- to ati@etext.org i need tshirts 120 grms white cotton 100% or 50% and 50% left overs is very important for me and urgent please contact sands@data.net.mx fax 011 52 5 2591053 tel 011 52 5 2592514 [prime replied - You might try contacting the ARC people in some of the bigger cities in this country. ARC is Association of Retarded Citizens I believe. You can probably get their numbers or emails from chamber of commerces, or travel books or something. The one in Colorado Springs used to (at least in the early 90's) package white t-shirts for a really cheap price. I mean so cheap, my friend David who silk screens punk rock stuff used to buy lots of large & xlarge from them because their price was much better than ordering "small-bulk" Good luck] ----====---- to ati@etext.org hello there. just wanted to thank a few of you for really good things you've said about us in alt.fan.jewel keep the "faith" jk & sp (415) ----====---- Headset Man and the Cigarette by Prime Anarchist "Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order." "Hi, welcome to Taco..." "Hi, welcome to... "Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your..." "Hi, May I take," "May I take your order..." "Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, may I take..." "Hi, welcome..." Ah, yes. I remember it well. This guy is no mere mortal fast food clerk ready to pop a pimple in your potato laatke to go. He's Banquo. Yes, de-wax your left ear, you heard me right! Banquo, from summer stock two years ago, Pharoah in Joseph the year before, and every other week cameos in "General Hospital" shaking his booty in a decadent meatmarket bar. Banquo is rehearsing his lines behind Taco Hell with a headset wrapped around his pimply little fastfood head, and a cigarette in his first two fingers as he paces back and forth and rather than: "Upon her skinny lips: you should be women." "And yet your beards forbid me to interpret" "That you are so..." Shit yeah, rather than that, you get to watch him rehearse "Hello, welcome to Taco Fucking Hell, may I shove a twisted burrito with cinnamon jalapeno sauce up your ass???" Oh! Oh, oh oh!!! Say it ain't so, Banquo?!? You were so talented. What did we do to forsake you? Why do you work for one buck more than minimum, slaving your leisure time away in a place that can't spell "hablamos espanol" properly on their windows??? Why aren't you in positive cash flow for your lifelong devotion to art? Where is your reward? Where's your carrot on a stick? Where's your "I'm not rich; I'm comfortable..." Is the Golden Chihauhua really saying "give me your weary, your poor, your hard working, we'll shove a carrot up their ass and keep them mopping the floor with the greens while they make change, wrap tortillas and talk on the phone at the same time???" In polyester clothing??? ===== ========= ===== ===== ===== prime anarchist world news, where ===== ========= ===== ===== ===== ==== = ===== ======= ==== ====== myth & truth collide with grace. ==== = ===== ======= ==== ====== Film's death is cause for concern Decision to kill Y2K suggests Washington has millennium fears by Jonathan Chevreau Hollywood has killed the film Y2K, an event that should cause investors to question how much they are being permitted to know about the true state of the Year 2000 computer problem. Boston Globe reported July 25 that Warner Brothers cancelled plans for its Y2K disaster flick partly because, as its producer described it, there was a lack of faith in the ability of audiences to discern the difference between fictional and real-world computer disruptions. In the movie, Chris O'Donnell was to play a computer programmer who discovers a Y2K-related bug that could render New York City security systems vulnerable to terrorists. # GAP is apt to cap on 'ya. (PAWN) by Adam. [ed note: This was filed from deep within TV-Land.] Three interesting things about the new Gap ad camPAIN. First off, the third and final spot will be leather and I think it had a cool song but I don't remember. Second all those pretty faces ARE singing, they're all LALA LAnd based vocalists who answered a classified ad. Third, and most cool, I think, the pretty boy who has the line in the first spot: "I'll dress u up in my love. IN MY LOOOVE," is the lead singer of the Phantom Surfers. PS are a LALA LAnd based band and their drummer was the star of the way-cool movie Rushmore. Almost makes you want to RUSH out and get a PA album, huh? Adam Reinardy (all around nicafiend) -30- /\/\/\/\/\/\ \we end this\ \zine with a\ \poem like u\ \zoo wool!!!\ \/\/\/\/\/\/ "809: Ghthnn" a y2k poem by marco Phone rings, I dream about bells. Churchbells, hell's bells. The bells from hell; Somebody turn off that racket. I'm cozy I'm warm, I'm Fast asleep. I'M THE ONE WHO'S S'POSED TO GET THAT. Oh well, I look at my clock, It's 8:09. How did I sleep thru 7am??? I wanted to get up at 7. Give me plenty of time to write My 909 poem. Well, I made 909 eastern time. But I'm the next one over, aren't I? So now I'm early for my 909, I call this my 809 poem. Ghthnn, becase 809.doc Won't work. Nor will eightohnine, Damn these old computers. Wait, I love these old computers. Computadora, I wake up in a funk at 809, Shove some cookies to get Ready for coffee. Old 8bit system, I wake up in a funk; Turn on Jewel's boyfriend On my boombox, Open two curtains to Let some light in. And the zipstrip switch of my 32bit goes on. Am I typing on the wrong Keyboard or what??? Nah, I'm at the 8bit, why? Not for mail, although I Hope I got me some. Hope it didn't crash, You know - it's 9sep99 today. 9999, anything basic is going to Crash They say. Nah, I'm not worried; This old machine is so great It's Y2K compliant simply for IT DOESN'T USE A DATE FOR ANYTHING Anyway, I'm typing this poem Which was meant to be a 909am poem. I guess I'm early for a 909poem. But late for eating a 909 pome unless I hustle. At 909 today, 090999 I'm going to write a Y2k poem and eat a y2k pome at the same time. Ladies and Gaunlets, not only Can this guy walk and chew gum At the same time, he's also adept At writing and eating pomes in Two Milleniums. Millenia. Minutia. Inertia. Mumia. Let's go. --Green Bay 1999 Send anything to: ati@etext.org Or if you can't remember all that: primeanarchist@thepentagon.com Go to our never-official website at: http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist Get back issues at: http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html And sign up for the once a week publication at our listserver. We'll let YOU FIND THAT ONE on your own. Sh0Vtz and Gr33tz to LeAh (with the anarchy symbol in her A)