Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý Ý ÝßÝÜÝ Written August 2nd, 1992 #003 Ý Ýig Ýong Üßß Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ "101 Things That You Can Excrete" ³ by ³ Guido Sanchez À ÄÄ Ù This is a list of things, 101 to be exact, that a person can excrete. This is NOT a unisex list, sorry you people with the Men's [Bowel] Movement and Women's Lib[rary for Dirty Jokes], but today, I'm just not my politically correct self. This includes liquids, solids, gasses, and plasmas. Virtually ANYTHING that can come out of your body. Enjoy! Alphabetized for your ultra- convenience. Ok, so I'm a bit redundant. But it's educational! I never knew there were so many ways to say "shit". -Abcisic Acid -Adrenaline -Appendix -Athlete's Foot -Bad Vibes -Barf -Bile -Blackhead -Blister -Blood -Body Odor -Boogers -Burp -Callous -Carbon Dioxide -Cock Snot -Come -Crap -Cum -Cuticle -Dandruff -Defecation -Digestive Enzymes -Earwax -Dung -Elixir -Enzymes -Estrogen -Excrement -Fart -Fingernails -Flatus -Frontal Cranial Lobe -Fungus -Gall Stone -Gas -Gastric Juice -Glucagon -Goiter Fluid -Hair -Hairball -Hormones -Insulin -Jock Itch -Love -Lymph -Marrow -Menstrual Flow -Milk -Miscarriage -Molting > -Mucous -Nasal Residue -Nostril Hair -Odor -Pee -Pimples -Piss -Pheremones -Phlegm -Platelet -Plaque -Pollen -PreCome -Progesterone -Pubic Hair -Puke -Puss -Regurgitation -Saliva -Salivary Amylase -Salt -Scab -Seed -Semen -Shit -Skin Cells -Snot -Sodium Bicarbonate -Solid Waste -Spit -Spore -Sugar -Sunburned Skin -Sweat -Tapeworm -Tear -Testosterone -That Shit That Collects In Your Eyes When You Sleep -THG -Toenails -Tonsil -Urea -Urine -Vaginal Juices -Voice Box -Vomittus -Water -Yeast -Zit -Zygote EXTRA TREAT!: See how many of the above are not only nouns, but OTHER parts of speech as well ! Impress your teacher! Well, off to have my milk and cookies! I ALMOST stopped at 69, because I couldn't think of any more off hand. Thank whoever for biology textbooks from 1964, eh? So there ARE 101, count em yer- self. I already alphabetized and described them, and am not about to fucking number them too. Have we missed any?? If so, please contact me on Nun-Beaters Anonymous. Talk about a gimmick for a board.. "Call Today and Mention a Bodily Excretion for 50 File Points!" "Piece and Love, all!" - Ú/\¿ <³GS³> À\/Ù {---End of File... Safe-T-Nutz v0.90á says "7755 Bytes Total"--------------} Yay! I'm on a roll! Rabit, Rabit, bite me! BLaH ts Nun-Beaters Anonymous | <708>251-5094 | 110/16.8k Hell Bound | <708>965-8965 | 2400/14.4k Call and download more BLaH warez for credit, or to join/fight the cause of BLaH. Our Manifesto : "If it says BLaH, it probably isn't" {-------------------------------------------------------------------------} Anything below this dashed line is propaganda.. Everything above is simply suggestive.