______________________________________________________________________________ T ||==\\ || || ||==\\ ||==|| || || B L E N D E R C O R P O R A T I O N || || || || || || || \\ // ------------------------------------ H || || || || ||==// ||=|| >|< >>> Presents <<< || || || || || \\ || // \\ THEFALL .DBC E ||==// \\==// || \\ ||==|| || || #001-SB01 -- [02/11/88] ______________________________________________________________________________ THE FALL ------------ by Snarfblat Green as the leaves on the tress, Gumby stands Tall against the giant mountains Stretched before him endless fields He starts to move, a graceless mass of paint and clay. His plodding feet pound on the ground, as he races toward the blazing toxic waste Suddenly, the groung beneath him thins and he penetrates the surface of the tissue paper earth. And then, around him, walls appear where nothingness had been, and from the bottom of the pit cannon balls are hurled. His thick green blood splatters on the walls. And still, Gumby falls. Angry knives attack and slash away at Gumby's eyes, and then he lands, Impaled upon a giant knitting needle one thousand miles high, piercing him and shredding him until his breath gives way to te agonizing screams of Painful Death. Spinning,twisting,screaming, Gumby begins to implode, as his molecules warp away into a new dimension. And at the bottom of the pit a bloody gumwad lies among the greasy squirming pus that once was Gumby. ______________________________________________________________________________ (C)1992 by The Durex Blender Corporation & Snarfblat All Rights Available at the Door. No Reservations. *** Spread the word of Turnex, the Blender for the Next Millenium. *** The Durex Blender Corporation : Boston (617) 696-8156 - 24oo/8N1 - 24 hours