\|/ 8 8 \|/ 8"""88 \|/ 8"""" \|/ /|\ 8 8 /|\ 8 8 /|\ 8 /|\ 8eee8 8 8 8eeee 88 8 8 8 88 88 8 8 8 88 88 8 ogs 8eeee8 f 88eee ntropy THE TEXT FILES OF WINNERS, LIKE *YOU*! oink? - we present issue 116 - oink? >> the dangerous streets of nyc << submitted under external influence and written shortly before the first dummercon in 1995 and also published *without* the author's permission just to get a reaction like "holy blue!" out of him -- GOD WE'RE SILLY! by -> eerie ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- the other day me and my pals ratzie and tuttie were walking in the dangerous streets of fucking new york city when we found out that they really needed a replacement for those "walk/don't walk" light thingies. i figured, okay, when it's time to walk, let's have the sign say: walk it's alright. however, why "don't walk"? i mean, aren't people in the middle of the street gonna stop walking and get hit by a car? well, that's just plain _stupid_! the light should say: walk faster now, after some time, when it's just about to stop flashing, the light should change to: run muthafucka and finally, we would put up a light that says: too late well, just a thought. did you ever notice how chromatik had the same initials as calvin klein?! i mean, that's food for thought! "man, there's no thought involved in there. there's not even food!" - rattle ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- * (c) HoE publications. HoE #116 -- written by eerie -- 6/11/97 *