_ _____ __ ____ _ _ _ _ __ _ ___ __ _ _| | __ _|____ | |_ \ ___ ____|___ \ ___ | | | | | | | |/ _` |/ _ \__` |__ |/ _` | |_ | _| |/ _ \ \ _|_ | |/ _ \| |_| | | |_| | (_| | (_) | | |_| | | | |___| | |_ | (_) | \ \| |_| | (_) | _ | | .__/ \__, |\___/ |_|__/|_| |_|_____| |_|\___/ |___\____/ \___/|_| |_| \___| |_| hogs of entropy issue #120 -> "on yumas" - by, THE HACKERS! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- detailed within this document is a dialogue containing america's least notorious hacker, yumas. the following interview was recorded may 3, 1997 at 3:16am. the interviewer was crash override. +-----+ Crash: hello, yumas. is this connection working? is your bits per second elite? Yumas: NO Crash: i recently heard, through my sources, that you have exploited many isps in the midwest area. tell us about it. Yumas: isps? Crash: you know, internet service providers. don't play dumb with us, yumas! don't worry, we won't narc on you. this is for PHRACK. Yumas: in that case, why yes, i enjoy hacking from time to time. i guess you could call it one of my pasttimes. Crash: but tell us how you do it, yumas! we want to know your secrets! our sendmail exploits have all been found out! our backdoors have all been snuffed out! help us, yumas, tell us your secrets! Yumas: i lied. i don't hack. i crochet. Crash: oh, ok. +-----+ the following is a review of the above interview, as done by lord nikon. lord nikon, as you may recall, is not from scotland. +-----+ i think it is interesting to note that such an unavowed hacker as yumas would express such a keen disinterest in hacking. it is almost as thought she really has no interest in hacking, which is astounding. +-----+ included here are tips on how to be a better hacker than yumas. these tips are provided by acid burn. +-----+ y0 liek my computer sez u r fuckien on my turf, dewd. u r terminated, lamer!!!!! NO CARRIER ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- * (c) HoE publications. HoE #120 -- written by THE HACKERS -- 6/11/97 *