'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #426 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: =========================================== ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: "Area 401" !! ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: *or* !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: "RI Telecom From A Feminine Perspective" !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: by -> Laja 1/13/99 !! !!========================================================================!! Well, kidz, what we have here today is a look at what once was THE SCENE in area code 401. Now, I'm not talking about hacking, writing text files, creating art, pirating softwarez (ARRRR, MATEY), or anything cool/psuedo-productive like that. I am talking about the chick scene... the HOT MODEM MOMMAS which were so often overlooked. My time in THE SCENE started in 1995. This, of course, being after everything that was or could have been cool about BBS's and modems had already happened. This time, lasting a few years before my arrival, will be forever referred to as THE GOOD OLE DAYS [tm]. So, anyways, it was me, CHICK X, CHICK Y, The Tyrant, SQUINKY, and a bunch of random Kurt Cobain-worshipping 14 year olds. I worshipped SQUINKY in his amazing telecom techniquez (see: HOE #334). For all practical purposes, we can call Tyrant CHICK Z, because, well, for all practical purposes, he was. We talked about nothing. And we talked about it a lot. It was cliquey and bitchy and we liked it that way. Essentially, there were only two BBS's in my calling area that didn't suck. Oh well. So it goes. I am not going to go through the hassle of remembering any details about any of this, because submitting logs about Area 401 is Squinky's job. As with most close-knit, 15 year old trios of bitches, we all started to severely dislike eachother. CHICK Z left us for a life of passionate sex with a married woman and massive amounts of diaper changing (see: http://users.tmok.com/~minmei), CHICK X and CHICK Y went on to live in denial about their torrid lesbian love affair, and I moved on with my own self to read books, do drugs, geek out, and write boring text files for HOE. Isn't that a cute story? !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #426, WRITTEN BY: LAJA - 1/13/99 !!