[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #637 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "Memories Fuck Up My Shit" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Quarex 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/11/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] For years, I have been in the habit of, every six months or so, looking through all of my old screen captures from IRC and my BBS, and enjoying them heartily. Now, clearly, there is no good reason why no-one else should be able to enjoy the incredible fun I get from looking over the horrible, horrible things I considered to be enjoyable from 1994 to 1997 or something like that. Thus, I have collected a few of the least possibly interesting things from my library of captures for all of you to look at and not give a damn about. ___ *** Here is Mogel's validation e-mail to my BBS, good god, over three --- years ago. HI D00d!@#!@!# GIMME AX1Z!@#!@ Mogel #405 @666 Tue Feb 13 17:21:31 1996 Regarding: Validation Feedback (61050 slots left) YOUR COMPUTER IS BEING GRACED WITH SOMETHING EL33T. FOR I AM THE G0D-LIKE MOGEL, WHICH YOU HAVE EVEN MET (!@!#!@), & NOW I AM HERE CALLING YOUR BOARD, FROM ALL THE WONDERFUL PRAISING IT HAS GOTTEN FROM MY DTO H0MIE MURMUR. SO HERE I AM. I BET THAT THE FEEDBACK YOU USUALLY GET IS QUITE THE HORRID TYPE OF FEEDBACK, EH? LIKE "HI. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE! ASK ME QUESTIONS. TEEHEE." WELL, NOT FOR ME, BABYCAKES. NO, TYPING IN CAPS IS NOT ANNOYING. HA HA! SO, HERE I AM. YEP. HEY, WHAT'S NEW? SO, READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? I'VE BEEN THROUGH A T0N OF COMPUTER PHASES & THE LIKE, & I'VE BEEN AROUND THIS WHOLE JAMMY "SCENE" FOR SOME SIX YEARS NOW. SPOOKY, HUH? I'M FORMALLY AN EVIL HACKER, BUT NOW I'M JUST A E'ZINE GEEKSTER. YEPYEP. SO, HOW'S YOUR HEAD? I RUN DTO & I WRITE A BUNCHA CRAP & I RUN A K-RAD BOARD & I TRY TO MACK GIRLIES & I TRY TO MAKE SOME MONEY SO I CAN MAKE SOME NEAT FILMS, BUT ALL THAT IS NULL & VOID 'CAUSE WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD. LET'S HOT CHAT, Q-BABY. HEY, IF I SAY SOMETHING REALLY WITTY & RANDOM WILL I GET TO GO INTO YOUR FUNNY-ASS QUOTES FILE? ___ *** Quarex sends a .jpg of his friend Laura to Noisebox, a guy who --- released two CDs on (I think) Astralwerks records in the '94-96 period. this it? jeah * NoiseBox is away - checkin' out pix *** Quarex has left channel #oldwarez * NoiseBox is BACK send the girl. ___ *** Quarex (x8nDap0Bf, aka Zaytendapp Obeyeff) develops his gift of --- making words out of random characters. *** a is now known as jLeZsuSnr yeah! what's up, Jaylez Sussner? *** Charlatan is now known as rGjUTk2vg we all rule! Heya Rug-Jut Kaytoo Vug? lev: Hehehe cool. How childish *** ho8YnTIdx is now known as qh1nO8LT0 HAHA how's it hangin, Quione Noight Leetoh? HHAHAHAHAHA *** fwN8rNcG8 is now known as msLSmx2jN hmm werd to your mother, Miss Lism Extoojun ___ *** Here, in another classical display of Quarex's stupidity, we see --- Quarex beginning to go absolutely nuts after one of his all-time favorite mod writers appears on irc and subsequently inexplicably knights him. * U4ia knights Quarex he's only THE BEST [subject: U4ia] arise sir quarex =8*) !!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#*$&!#* ___ *** Quarex explains to god knows who about his one shitty love experience --- in the most whining and lame way possible. Incidentally, this is the girl that Noisebox told me to send to him. It was sometime during 8th grade, dunno exactly when (1st half of the year, was in Korea 2nd half basically). . I would just wander the hallways with no real goal or knowing where the hell I was going. . and of all the people I saw, none of them stuck out except people I knew. None of them, that is, except.. HER. I don't know *WHY* I noticed her. . I didn't find her terribly attractive then (her hair was fucked, braces, etc.), and she certainly didn't have any outstanding characteristics, but god dammit, I ALWAYS saw her, and she stuck in my head. When I came back for 9th grade, I would see her in the halls again. . then, after 1st semester, I guess one of us changed a class or something and I didn't really see her after that. I basically totally forgot about her until halfway through 10th grade, when casting for SOS. I probably saw her at the auditions but didn't pay attention. . then, when we had our first practice, it suddenly hit me. . "hey wait a second, that's HER!" and basically, I thought it was pretty funny that she had become cool (ie non-preppy) and actually approachable. . then after that, I didn't really see her again until this year, and since we basically see each other every hour, we kinda ended up getting to know each other really quickly, and the rest is basically publicly known. Yes, publicly known. Quarex meets girl, Quarex hits on girl, girl vomits at the sight of Quarex. ___ *** PoToKiTTy explains Murmur's feelings about Barb to Quarex in late '97 --- *PoTo!kallista@dto.net* He thinks Barb's too cold. Said so himself. -> *PoTo* Hmm. I figured he certainly liked Barb. I figured they would get together, now maybe it will not happen. I see that Barb being too cold did not stop them from dating forever. ___ *** Now, make no mistake, I do like Hrothgar. But I just recently found --- this old-ass log that proves what a dumb fuck he really can be. Yer dumb i'm not the one whose favorite movie is a CARTOON erik, don't even try :) wooohoo hahaha i'm not the one who WEARS SANDALS Yes, instead you are the one who's favorite music is INDIE ROCK. That is all I have to say * murmur jabs Hrothgar with the Penguin's umbrella this coming from mr. MANOWAR erik, did drew write that for you? hahaha No, Murmur.. I do have a brain of my own "for the glory of GER MA NEEEEEEE" And Manowar has STYLE. Indie Rock is just shit WHY DON'T YOU USE IT??#? wow erik, you sure fooled us. :) erik at least drew has listened to it hahahahaha you haven't even listened to it to know you don't like it style hahaha * murmur tickles Hrothgar's chin awww. And how do you know that I haven't listened to it, Murmur? erik's insulting us, how cute! because, erik because. RJ. when you lose 100 pounds, and stop being ugly as fuck, and stop being depressed about anything.. then you can make fun of me. Until then, just stop trying. awwWW!@ that's _brilliant_, erik-poo you're getting cuter and cuter, erik :) erik you look like a failed extra from Full House when you develop a personality that doesn't come in a can, then i'll take you seriously :) That is really about it. It really is. I never said you would enjoy this file. Now, the story I wrote in 1992, though (HOE #609), THAT is fucking classic. Go read that. 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