[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #794 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "The Animix Project" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Dennis Courtney and Basehead 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 8/22/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] in october of 1995, a loser in los angeles disappeared into a clueless void on irc while commenting on his sorry ass life. four years later, irc logs of his adventure were found. ____________________ ( dvds incest ) the animix project ( crystal porn ) (_method_mp3s________) O . . o o o o O O O , Oo || --- =========== [|irc| //\\ , --- // \\ | \ // \\ |_____| // \\ "irc is what happens to you while you're busy making plans to buy dvd's" - john lennon it's hard to introduce the animix phenomenon. the elements are simple. a frightfully alone man in his mid to late twenties, in college since before most ansi sceners were born, wasting away his life on an irc channel day in and day out. a man who reports upon the cd's in his cd player, the software he is downloading, and any other aspects of his hopelessly boring life. a tortured soul who sporadically makes the strangest comments, directed simultaneously at nobody in particular-- and at the depths of your soul. but animix is more than that. and the animix experience is damn near indescribable. we can reduce "non sequitur" to a definition in a dictionary, but then we lose track of what it means to have a person like animix on irc. this log of his wisdom, compiled over several years, is somewhat misleading. for of course it is not so much what he says, but how he says it-- that is, earnestly, while oblivious to everything around him-- and when; the way he can fill the screen at 4am when nobody is talking, or the way he wakes up after months of ignorance to lashes out at someone who is mocking him, perhaps the first time he has ever responded to his irc environment. the nick, as we have mentioned, is animix. his ircname? "Artist / Genius." and unbeknownst to him, his contribution to the world has been noted. we have marked his words, and paid close attention whenever he spoke. this is his legacy. we donate this to humanity. signed, dennis courtney and basehead [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] magnum flashback the other day...saw a red ferrari 308 "what's 7+4?" "i cannot answer this question, as it is against my religious principles" - calvin taking a test, calvin and hobbes there are two main points to music.. rhythm and melody * Animix is broke in a sense * Animix is morally bankrupt * Animix is pleased with his computer * Animix is exploring 3d games a bit these days why should i pay this ho just to lay this ho mc dc broken arms suck (animix describes IT errors to pulse) what OS? Win95? Win98? how often does it give these errors? sorry about the slowness in response.. broke my left arm fell.. stopped myself with my left hand.. found i could no longer bend my left arm without serious pain i type much slower, as i'm stuck only using right hand tripped over a box in my apt you tripped over a box? a box? I SANG ON DO WHATCHA LIKE, IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, I'M THE ONE WHO SAID 'JUST GRAB 'EM IN THE BISCUITS I like some of dre and snoop's stuff....but other than that, nothing since oh....ice-t's 'power 'you're dead now, not number one but a zero, take notes from eazy e, the final hero' -eric wright, we're all in the same gang * Animix has 2 wav's of the knight rider theme...the 2 slightly different vers you shouldnt be punished for something unless you infringe on other's rights if you go and get yourself into a nasty speedfreak obsessoin you could main people around you, drag your family into ruin, destroy friendships, emotionally scar people for life, etc etc on the other hand by that rationale, I could rob a bank cuz there's no law that says people have the right to keep their money I have to admit, I like SmashMouth's cover of 'I Can't Get Enough of You, Baby' * Animix listens to green day, time of your life.mp3 "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it" animix: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING "Don't drink and park, accidents cause people" basehead: not today actually-- caught myself in my zipper this morning getting dressed first time I've ever done that-- was less than pleasant * Animix has contemplated picking up a Fender Strat... 'monday morning, i'm waking up, can't even focus on a coffee cup, don't know who's bed i'm in, where do I start, where do I begin' -The Chemical Bros. * Animix just had a small snack.. 14" pizza * Animix is watching Taxicab confessions essentially, they bug a taxi and send it into bad neighborhoods see what people do/say (5 minutes later) right now it's a 33 year old hooker * Animix listens to a bad mod of a pathetic song... icebaby.mod PLAY DAT FUNKY MYOOSIK WHITEBOY * Animix listens to an mp3 of amazing music 'kyle's mom is a stupid bitch in d-minor' * Animix is having fun with dvd playing software * Animix is running communicator 4.5 basehead: the macross plus soundtrack is really cool YAY! TIME TO LAUGH AT FOOL ON TV....nationally televised bowling tournament...he throws a gutterball the lost in space movie might have sucked...but the DVD has a SHITLOAD of features * Animix uses a winamp skin that makes it look like his Kenwood stereo uh oh I've become a pez addict * Animix listens to the ultimate in electronic music 'y'all ready for this?' * Animix ran 2.0.34 when he ran linux (on starting relationships) ask her if she wants to get a snack/coffee... * Animix has been in college since 1990...still no degrees okay winamp back installed but no skins...ack! interesting fact...the space shuttle maxes out at about Mach 25 its time to be animix i think ready dennis maybe * basehead has been listening to the crystal method.. i like this hm i can't find my gravity kills cd insert. < Animix> basehead: will you shut the fuck up about it....just cuz you don't like it....lay the fuck off hmm....so...this person I'm talking to is CERTAIN that Sarah Mclachlan is scandinavian... a friend of mine went to the hospital after 22 consecutive Kamikaze's all dreams are about sex in fact, everything is about sex hehehe except sex...that's about your relationship with your mother... :P i liked blade good action, good soundtrack I have an announcement Animix is a sick pervert | Animix (~hbar2003@s253n085.csun.edu) (Educational Institution) ³ ircname : Artist / Genius Nov 19 15:47:34 news nnrpd[3390]: s253n085.csun.edu group alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cartoons 33 Nov 19 15:52:12 news nnrpd[3390]: s253n085.csun.edu group alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pre-teen 16 this is a live pasting! PyroP its true :) animix's using my news server right now Nov 19 15:52:54 news nnrpd[3390]: s253n085.csun.edu group alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pre-teen 1 there, another article :) Nov 19 15:54:44 news nnrpd[3390]: s253n085.csun.edu group alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pre-teen 1 Nov 19 15:55:25 news nnrpd[3390]: s253n085.csun.edu group alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pre-teen 1 .. ANIMIX is a CUNT: Nov 19 16:21:36 news nnrpd[3390]: s253n085.csun.edu group alt.sex.stories.incest 1 | Animix (~hbar2003@s253n085.csun.edu) (Educational Institution) ³ ircname : Artist / Genius * Animix notes that meatbeat manifesto's actual sound and voices is a good album animix, i saw a dead dog on the side of the road today. it made me sad. * Animix hands exokai the non-sequitir award AOL IS BUYING NETSCAPE * Animix listens to Safety Dance.mp3 vh1 is moving up in it's Behind the Music documentaries KC and the Sunshine Band * Animix has a remix of a-ha's take on me ooooooooooh GWAR on jerry springer... * Animix is being a wiseass to people on efnet #pcdvd anyone here know about the creative pc dvd stuff? no...but the truth is out there.....trust no one * Animix is updating audiograbber 1.5 my usual stuff is on loan to a friend actually.....crystal method, fatboy slim, empiron, propellerheads, joe satriani * Animix has no chix after him * Animix has a vipermax he got for free..... and I'd advertise it for 20 bucks if it was worth that much I have a track on this CD that uses the 'stomp stomp clap' from queen's we will rock you.... but sped up this is a remix of 'tell me how does it feel' animix: you mean blue monday? I dunno :P vegas actually did a fairly cool metroid cover * Animix got a fairly weird set of mp3's in the past few days louis armstrong, blondie, offspring, folk implosion * Animix was just playing 'blow mofuckaz up' aka unreal dangit i've lost unreal now hunz..... a combination of two ketchup makers.... and what does that mean? two american ketchup makers - hunts and heinz my themesong is on in sonique 'pretty fly (for a white guy)' - offspring oh boy, seaquest.... underwater star trek! jackie: I loved the one where William Shatner visited the show jackie: his call sign numbers on the video screen were JTK1701 anim: huh? James Tiberius Kirk, ncc 1701 - Enterprise ah.... on seaquest never knew that I never watched this show it just happens to be on tv yeah the whole thing is rendered on amigas using lightwave same with babylon 5 * Animix is watching andrew lloyd weber's 50th birthday on pbs antonio banderas is singing phantom of the opera hehe...interesting fact cleopatra's son was named cesarian after his father cesarian means 'little cesar'......PIZZA!PIZZA! animix, how old was your mother when you were born? (hint, take your age, subtract it from your mom's age) I'm adopted no idea Animix: you got a cool job yet? no just got rejected as an earthlink tech Animix: no way.. weren't they hiring? yeah they were I think my lack of customer service experience killed it *** bazehead (basehead@ICEHOUSE.MIT.EDU) has joined channel #trax heheh.... wierd connection Public Enemy - Night of the Living Baseheads.mp3 Just when I think I'm over women completely.. I get into another pseudo relationship. i hate pseudorelationships * Animix has never been in any sort of relationship * Animix is over the hill I never really talked to girls in hs....outside of 'what did you get for #3' and whatnot ... (3 minutes pass, conversation moves on) thus far, life has sucked actually, it hasn't sucked....it's been this greyish void.....nothing happens....nothing great, nothing bad...it's just there ... (3 more minutes pass) * Animix goes and dies in a corner [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #784 - BY: DC AND BASEHEAD - 8/22/99 ]