[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #817 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "I Wasted 2 Hours Reading 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 Early cDc; I Hate My Life" 888 888 888 888 888 " by Oscar Meyer Wilde III 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/1/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] I am such a sad turtle. I am sad. Sad turtle!! I am sooo sad!!! I'm the saddest turtle ever born!!! I am fucking a rabbit now, everybody, isn't that wild? I am fucking the world now. FUCK THE WORLD! Where are the lyrics to Enter Sandman? I'm a tremendous fan of emotions laced with subtle references to gay sex. HYUK, HYUK! I FUCKED A BLIND GIRL IN THE EYE! I AM THE FLESH MAN! A dark, dark moment in time... filled with MURDER!! My right hand says GENERATION-X, my left hand says TWELVE YEAR OLD EATING DOG POOP, my RAGING COCK (I always refer to that) says "WHOSE MORALITY???/??1/1??". I am subversive, dark, and underground. Please tell me more about hip hop. Christmas RULES! I totally know what you're saying. I totally identity with the main character of your story. I am you, man. U-N-I-T-Y! ("Who you callin' a bitch?"). BILLY, BILLY. I AM CALLING YOU FROM TEXAS. I READ THIS CRAZY TEXT FILE ABOUT KIDS KILLING THEMSELVES. IT'S TOTALLY FUCKED UP, MAN. READ IT!! Wish your vibe was still real... I find a great deal of humor in the number zero. What are we becoming? Maybe I should run for president! Sometimes I like to read about technical information, other times I like to read about the awful truth. I mean that as a compliment. And how awful it is. How are you doing, Reid Fleming, my dearest friend? I feel so incredibly close to you. Same with you, CARRIE CAROLYN. The blackness of your putang would swallow me whole. I mean that as a compliment. Please treat us to another precious 13 years of your glorious text files, you fat bastards. I mean that as a compliment. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #817 - WRITTEN BY: OCMIII - 9/1/99 ]