[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #866 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "THE MAGICAL, MYSTICAL ART 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 OF confabulation" 888 888 888 888 888 " by AIDS 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/9/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] Instance #1: Walking through my local area music store, I saw a CD of maximum ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL. Resolution: I actually saw a Korn CD. INSTANCE #2: I saw a piece of shit. Resolution: I actually saw Miasma. Instance #3: I saw a cat. Resolution: I actually saw a sweater. Instance #4: I saw a viable alternative to real life. Resolution: I actually saw an active IRC client. Instance #5: I saw a hot chick. Resolution: I actually saw a man. Instance #6: I saw God. Resolution: I actually saw a waffle on the ceiling. Instance #7: I saw a viable alternative to real life. Resolution: I actually saw a college. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #866 - WRITTEN BY: AIDS - 10/9/99 ]