,... $$$$ $$$$T""P$$$ba, ,gd&P""T&bg. ,gd&P""T&bg. ggggggggggg $$$$ $$$$$b d$$$$ $$$$b d$$$$ $$$$$b ggggggggggg """"""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$bxxP&$$&P """"""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ T$$$$ $$$$P T$$$$ $$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$ """ """""" """ ggg "Bullshit" ggg $$$ by -> Trimmerhead $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ (* HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #913 -- 11/30/99 *) .,$$$ `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' Is there anyway that one person can master the art of bullshit? We all know what it is, and we all have done it, many many times. Think about it, you aren't quite sure what to write for a paper, what to say to someone, or how to do something. So what do you do? Bullshit. It's the obvious and most appealing thing to do. The best part is, if you are good at it, is when you you get away with it. But getting caught, that just plain sucks shit. Many people attempt bullshitting but few can master it. Myself, I have been rather successful with the bull. From 6th grade to 10th grade was the training and trials. There was much failure along with the glory of a successful bull. For junior and senior year of high school, the bull seemed to flow effortlessly, as if aided with ex-lax. From homework and quizzes to final projects and term papers, 90% of all work was bullshit. Note: any non bullshit was in guitar class, cooking, and on a paper of my life, and possibly one math test where i actually knew what was goin on. anyway. Discussing test taking methods with a friend, we compared styles of level of bullshit. For my friend his tally board, called "the bullshit meter", is fairly simple, with certain complexities. There is a scale of 0 to 100% in determining bullshit. The more bullshit, thought, and importance of the item needing bullshit, the higher the the % value. For example, a multiple choice quiz would receive a meek 1/4%, a short answer test gets 30%, long essay getting 50% and a term paper getting everything and them some. Now, mine on the other hand is a little different. The degree of bullshit is determined again by 1) bullshit needed, 2) thought that would be required, 3) more important the event, and 4) time used to perform the art. But basically it is like the scoring system of the British TV show "Who's line is it Anyway?". Whatever system you use, mine, my intellectually advanced friend, or your own, one thing will always remain the same. BULL IS BULL and you can't bullshit a bullshiter. oh...i don't have any friends. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #913 - BY: TRIMMERHEAD - 11/30/99 ]