,... $$$$ $$$$T""P$$$ba, ,gd&P""T&bg. ,gd&P""T&bg. ggggggggggg $$$$ $$$$$b d$$$$ $$$$b d$$$$ $$$$$b ggggggggggg """"""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$bxxP&$$&P """"""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ T$$$$ $$$$P T$$$$ $$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$ """ """""" """ ggg "BUREAUCRACY AT ITS BEST" ggg $$$ by -> Quarex & the Illinois State Legislature $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ [ HOE E-Zine #976 -- 12/18/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$ `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' Since I absolutely hate having to deal with bureaucracy for simple things like, say, getting my Driver's license renewed, I put it off as long as was humanly possible. I realized one day, November 12th 1999 more specifically, that my license had expired a day earlier. So, naturally, I had little choice left but to figure out when the hell I could go get my license renewed. I figured the DMV would naturally close early or something, so I did a quick search for the DMV on www.champaign-urbana.com, and discovered the following helpful information, directly from some random government web page: ANS: Vehicle licenses are available from the Illinois Drivers License Examination Station located at 2401 W. Bradley in Champaign. Their hours are: Monday - Closed Tuesday - 11:00 A.M. - 8:00 P.M. Wed-Fri. - 8:00 A.M. - 5:30 P.M. Saturday - 8:00 A.M. - 3:00 P.M. Now, if the fucking DMV hours alone are not enough to make you laugh, maybe this will be. I went to the DMV at 6 P.M. on Tuesday, and, of course, it had been closed for hours. I hate the government more than you. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #976, BY QUAREX - 12/18/99 ]