s$ $$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1044 [-- $$""b. $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --] $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "SUM SHIT #1" $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by Kaotik $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 3/21/00 [-- $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --] $$ $$ "TssT" "TssT" "And the Next Man Wuz Him : The Black Jesus Story" by kaotik. So Jesus wuz down the block a bit in the next mans town. He wuz chillin and shit with the boyz from down the block in his home town, seen. Now Jesus and his crew where tryin to datch drift from some ho's that some of his oldschoool sons were dealing with. Now Jesus was like fuck dis, cause shit tight, can't be rolling game on tha sons, that shit wack. Jesus decided that the crew should cruise pon the east park, cause they gotz alot of skits that wanna fuck, the boys were down with that shiznit. Jesus be like damn niggaz lets ride. So them niggaz start rollin pon the next town, when po-po just be riding Moses' ride. "This jewish guy downtown." by kaotik I was at work dowhntown today. I decided to walk around the streets and check things out on my lunch. i was waiting at mcdonalds for a whopper and fries cause i have been straving all day and need some good beef to fill me up. i am waiting in line with this guy, he's screwing around with his wallet, shit, he dropped a $500 bill, i picked it up and put it in my pocket. Quotes. ------- i can't wait for defcon i wanna fuck fat ugly irc chix from #hack and my boyz can take piktures i can live the american dream! ugly fat bitchez are sending me pix like if this is the worlds ugliest broad ballot box and they're trying to win a life supply of twinkies! toronto male seeking really sexy model like bitch for hardcore sex and possibly a relationship. Must like kindney shots, doggie style, and to be punched in the face with a roll of quarters. i hope she gets fucked in the eye with a screwdriver when she goes in to work today at McDonalds haha i'm an international spy k' clubber? no i use a gun k clubs are too big to carry around <|joker|> hi <|joker|> are you german ? no are you? <|joker|> yes ok germans make some pretty nice cars though <|joker|> yes the whole nazi thing, sticking ppl in ovens wasn't nice though but then again...you guys made up for it with the BMW M3 so i guess..well it's even now i be like don't touch me..you ain't my baby fadda! this club was so depressing fat chicks trying to pick me up like "here's my number, call me sometime" yeah...maybe when standards go outta style i dont FUCK crackheads. i fuck crackheads, all you gotta do is give em a little bit of flour in a baggy and you're hooked up works everytime stop it you're makin me horny everytime u touch me down there it feels like i have to pee hahaa i eat tuna from the can without a fork i just wiggle muh tounge around you're a sicko letting the love juices get in muh eye hahaha *** Obese has joined #2600 obese you fat bastard *** Kate15 has joined #2600 gimme a rimj0b kate like back in the dayz like m0mmy used t0 d0! cause i am special well im special too my mommy told me so yeah but 'special olympics' is different "Life sucks when your clutch is broken" by kaotik KILL ME!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS^%!##! TAKE ME#!!! LIFE IS ENDED!@ I CAN'T HANGOUT WITH MY DOG FOR ANOTHER WEEKEND#!$JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST^%#!$# "I'm Stoned" by kaotik urm.. "Chinese Rappers" by kaotik What would Chinese rappers fuckin rap about? Eggrolls? Acuras? Rice? Mercedes Benz? Chinatown? Kung Foo Fighting? I dunno...I live Chinese people, but I don't think rap thing will work. <- This thought was converted for this article by [The Kaotik Foundation For Catholic Schoolgirls] "Old People Pt. 1" by kaotik Why do old people drive so fuckin slow when I need to go somewhere, and they always travel in little packs. AND they hit shit. I saw when I get elected, we will export the old people to Russia, where they can't afford cars. and eat bread and potatos. <- [Paid for by the 'Kaotik for King of Canada 2001 Campain'] I need food now by kaotik I am stoned. this article is finished cause i need food and shit. peace [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1044, BY KAOTIK - 3/21/00 ]