MACROEZ OF DISTRUKSION




                   **PRESIDEN T OF THE ORGANIZEZASION:**
 
                                **AMADEUS**

                             Issue nombar 1!!!
                                     
                             VISE PRECEDENT!:

BLACK PLASMA!

                    OTHER VISE PRECEDENT EHEHEHEHEHEEH

the emperer of flame

          SECOND UNIT JUNIAR APRENTISE AUXILYARY VISE PRECEDENT:

baseHead                                                                   

                             JUNIAR TREASURAR

BULLwinkle!!

     now I'm going 2 tell U about it!  and listen up!
it's for u like if u wnat copies of it press 
shift f7!! if ur in word prefekt.... and l then but I don't know
any other programs so your on u're own their!!  and i don't want
mail saying that U dont no how 2 make u're printar 2 workd
so dont bother me cuz, well, on2 the phile!!!!!
     Macroez of Distruksion is a brand new group for all u that
want 2 be kewl and make WILD CRAZY KEWL MACROEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  So
like if u want tips from the experts on how 2 make the slykest
macroez u cam 2 the rite place!

             HEAR'S A WORD FROM YOU'RE VISE PRECENDENT.......

.............BLACK PLASMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey man yo listen up yo i got somethin' 4 all of u. look statring
w/#5 MACROEZ OF DISTRUKSION will come w/an anar/<y sextion!!!! so
if u r intaristed in anar/<y conterbute any idea'Z u mite have so
we can make this the BEST aner/<y secsion in the U.SA!!!!
                    so look if u have good an3er/<y that u or some1
else rote e-male them 2 usars of this clbu1!!
hear let me ad 1 just 2 get u in the modod

1 get a 50ml beaker this can be brought from hekengars or stolen
(heheheheh i like thatbettar from any s/<ewl lab!!!!11
2 fil it w/12m nitrec acid!!11 they had this lokced int my s/<ewl
chemestry coarse in seventh graid but if u r a good anar/<ist u can
just pick the lock &getthe stuf.
3 covra it titely w/a planck of wood &seel wit hepoxy so it cant
seep out
4 heet it to 900ø (be cairful!!!!!!!!!) wathc it cloasly all the
tiam some pepal say 2 wear goggals but i dont think its nesearry
5 win u c u're enimy tjhrow it QUIKC!!1  but b careful if u get it
on u're hands &faceit HURTS!1111

                     APPLYING 2 MACROEZ OF DISTRUKSION

This is how to get into our eleat group of MAKROEZ M8KERZ!

     if u think u've made hte best makroez out their then post
them!!!  and e-mail 1 of the members!!!!! no suky 1s either 
i hat e the domb 1s so much!  READ ON!!  

all of U'r makroez must be at least 6 lines long and have at least
3 coloors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i was gonna m8ke it five colars but
some1 cunvincde me not 2!
and U kan put in amination the more the bettar hehehehhehe!!!


     ATTENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u don't have a -=-=-=Hayes
Compatible-=-=-=- modem, ur not excepted in2 are
group!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  and no 110 baud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  only 300 and
above is excepte/D!!!!
          that message was from baseHead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                             presidents cornR

every issue of the MAKROEZ OF DISTRUKSION will have this section
where the president  talks 2 U!!

this is the first presidents cornR!!!  listen up now!!!


     hello and i'm glad that U R  reading this!!  i hope that U R
reading this cuz U're a member and nott a jurk!!!!!  anyway, Im
gonna discuss my secrets of making Makroez with U!!!  and U bettar
read it cuz i'm spending my time (ALOT!!!) on this hehehehehehe!!!

secsion 1                  HOW 2 MAKE THEM GOOD!

now go in2 wiv (the BEST bBs) & entar macroedit now entar u're
macroes! make sure 2 use ctrlp1 ctrlp2 crtl3 ctlr4 ect ect......

secsion 2               HOW 2 MAKE THEM BETER!!!!!

ok so u no how 2 make good macroes and now u want 2 no how 2 make
BETTAR MACROES well listen up!!!
1st u get in the drayw.  OK so U R in the draw now.  and then get
in2 the place where U make it ANEMATE!!  okay so like if U have a
mouse like draw around and get the feel 4 the programm!!!!  go
and make all the seperete screeens that u need!  then if U no how
2 anem8 them do it cuz they are wicked win they R anem8ed! i just
made 1 and it will blough u're sox ough when u c it!
     WELL THIS IS THE END OF ISSUE NOMBAR 1!  I HOP E THAT U LIKED
IT!  WE WURKD HARD ON IT SO U BETAR APRESHIATE IT EHEHEH!

C U NEXT ISHUE!

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