Û Û [MiLK] Û Û Û Û Û Û Û Û Mighty Issue #17 Û Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û illicit "Jest Fox: Part 1?" Û²²²²²²²²²Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û Liquid By BLACK JUSTICE Û²²²²²²²²²Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û Kollections Û²²²²²²²²²Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ Well this is the first time I am writing for MiLK, so I hope you like this shit story. Well at least I am no longer a Warez Freak! Jest Fox : Part 1 I sunk my teeth into another juicy Wabbit, as it kicked and moaned. Everyday I kill at least 4 rabbits. They are the best animals to kill for a meal. First because they are small. Second because they can't run very fast. And third of all, you can find them usually sitting under a tree chomping on a carrot, except the Wank Bunny. You can find it usually rolling around with an orange. I am the Jest Fox. In the dictionary Jest means..... Hold on, let me get my Webster's New World Dictionary. Ah, here we go: JEST (jest) n. [< L. gerere, perform] 1. a mocking remark; taunt 2. a joke 3. fun; joking 4. a thing to be laughed at -vi. 1. to jeer 2. to joke Well, as you can see, before I kill my delicious rabbits for a meal, I always tell them a joke. I memorized a whole ton of them from the Truley Tasteless Jokes Collection. When ever I have nothing to do, I go to the book store and start to read the joke books, but the store manager always kicks me out because I drool all over the floor and the book. Joke are my favorite. Here I got one for you: Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Just look at the size of their finger. He he.. I really like that one. Well anyways let me get on with the story. It was yesterday when the most scrumdiddlyumptious thing happened to me. I got up in the morning and went searching for a rabbit. When I saw one eating a carrot like usual, I sneeked up behind it and was about to sink my teeth into it, but at that moment, It took a big poop on my face! I couldn't breath through my nose because the poop was clogging my nostrils and when I tried to breath through my mouth, I could only breath in the smell that came from the poop. Well, since I couldn't really do anything, I did only thing I could think of and that was to try and pick my nostrils with my claws. I stood there trying to dig a hole in the pile of poop that was filling up my nose. I was running out of oxygen. And my claws couldn't pick the poop out of my nose! But then all of a sudden, just like a miracle, I sneezed the biggest, slimiest sneeze you could sneeze and it felt great! All the poop shot right out of my nose and smacked the rabbit dead. I went over to the rabbit and looked at it. It didn't move. I was sure it was dead and was about to devour it when I realized that if I ate the rabbit, I would also be eating the poop that hit it. I decided not to eat it, but I had to do something about the poop stain that was smelling up my whole face. I ran into town and looked for a wet napkin or something like that. I was frantic. Every where I went the so called humans were kicking me and pinching their nostrils. I saw a girl who had just walked out of Mc Donlads with her new Sonic plastic, rip off toy that didn't work. Her skirt was wet, probably because she spilled some coke while she was eating. I ran up to her and shoved my nose on to her skirt. All of a sudden her dad picked my up by my tail and smashed me on to the sidewalk. Then he kicked me and threw me out into the middle of the street where a car ran over me. I was falling, falling, falling, then SMASH! I hit the ground like a pancake being smashed by a frypan. I had two burning questions. Where was I and um,.... O.K. fine one burning question. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ[MiLK] InformationÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ [MiLK] Sights - WHQ - Barney's Pleasure Palace! (708)965-3098 DiSt- The Lunatic Phringe (708)232-0565 Entropy (708)205-0935 Mech World (708)757-0116 [MiLK] Member Listing - James Hetfield Nyarlathotep Epic Plaid Wilderbeast Mendeleev Medicine Man Black Justice [MiLK] Issue Number - 17 [MiLK] Issue Size - 5184 Bytes [MiLK] Date of Production: 3/12/93 ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄo O o O o O o O o O o O o OÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ