_ _ _ ____ ________ / / | | | | |_ _| |___ ___| / / | | | | || || / /____ | | | | || || /____ / | |__| | || || / / | __ | || || / / | | | | _||_ || /_/ |_| |_| |____| || ]=---------------------------------------------------------------=[ Issue One ]=---------------------------------------------------------------=[ This is the premiere issue of The SHiT (Some Hairy Illicit Testicles)Newsletter, an underground information source, for the general public. It will be distributed on Blunted Systems iNC (Also known as Peace Through Anarchy, pTa), at 813/497-3083. We want as many distro sites as possible. If you would like to become a distro site, we are accepting ONE per area code. If you are interested in becoming one, call BSi, and leave the following information. ]=---------------------------------------------------------------=[ BBS Name : _______________________ BBS Number: (___)___-____ BBS Generalization: (Demos / Music / Text / Shareware / Warez) Modem Speed: (28.8 / 16.8 / 14.4 / 9600 / 2400 / 1200) Users: ______ Other Dist Site: _____________________________________ ]=---------------------------------------------------------------=[ Also, we would like to have an FTP dist site. If you are interested, please call BSi, as I have no permanent Inet address as of now..(If someone could provide me with one...:) Free of course :)) Anyhoot, on with the SHiT! ]=---------------------------------------------------------------=[ How To Buy Weed To begin buying weed is a complicated process, but needs to be learned by everyone planning on, and who does smoke pot. Imagine, what if you had to move suddenly. You would have to start all over again, getting contacts and shit! Anyhoot. Ok, the first thing you need to do, is have a rep, or LOOK like you have a rep. If you're a prep, dork, fag...whatever, no one will sell to you. So, get some irritated eyes, push people around, get suspended a couple of times. Ok, second of all, you need to know terms, prices, and where and who to go to. Terms Dime - However much weed you can get for $10. Depends on quality, where you live, who you get from etc...At least try to get two joints worth. Doobage, Green, Pine, Mary Jane, Shit, Cabby, Indo, Chronic, etc - All terms for weed. Eigth - 1/8th of an ounce. Should cost $20-$25 on average, less for shit weed, more for the bomb..:) Quarter - Quarter bag. Should cost no more than $45-$50. Joint, J - A marijuana cigarette, the most common way of ingesting the kind herb. Bong - A device for smoking marijuana, usually filled with water, to filter out some carcinogenic substances in the smoke. Bowl, Pipe - A simple pipe-like device with a screen, to smoke marijuana in. Pocus - Bad weed. Da Bomb - Good weed. Who To Look For Look around when ye'r in suspension. Look for people who look/smell/talk like they smoke weed. Try to start talking to them. As long as you don't look like you'd narc, they'd probably sell to you. The key is to talk like you know what you're talking about. Anyways, that's about it. Now, you're on your own. ]=-------------------------------------------------------------------=[ How To Get Porno Gifs (Or, Porn For Kids) Ok, getting those porno files is fairly easy. All you have to do is get a Credit Card Number Generation Program (call BSi), a computer with a monitor and gif viewer, modem, and the cashola to pay the phone bill. First, invest in a 14.4. It will save alot of YOUR money, and waste more of THEIRS! Next, generate a list of CC Numbers. Keep this handy. Next, get an issue of PC Magazine or something similar, and look up the BBS section. Some BBS's that I suggest are Lace (818-709-4275, VERY high quality pix, but BIG, and axess gets lost QUICK), Event Horizons (1-800-466-6336, VERY high quality pix, VGA movies w/ sound, 800 NUMBER!, axess HARD to get and gets lost QUICK), Fantasia (714-579-7022, poor quality pix, but if you fake a girls name, you get free axess, and the accts last LONG). All these BBS's have high speed modems, so... Anyhow, now, all you need to do, is log on as NEW, put in a bunch of not TOO fake shit (don't make it obvious that the info is false), and put in a cc number, and make up a exp date (All this shit can be made up, since MOST don't check up on this). Now, you have FREE axess to PAY boards. Neet, huh? P.S. This also works for Internet Services, such as Delphi, and Bix. However, I think that I personally hacked so many accts on there, that the only way I can get the accts validated now is by calling the 800 number to sign up (ANI, ouch..), but, it works. ]=-----------------------------------------------------------------=[ Interesting 800 Numbers! 8oo Extenders. 328-21XX <50-99> 800.328.2150 = Good Morning America 800.328.2151 = Custom Trucking Company 800.328.2153 = No Answer 800.328.2153 = Hello? 800.328.2155 = No Answer 800.328.2161 = Call Interactive Message Update 800.328.2163 = No Answer 8oo.328.2166 = Carrier 8oo.328.2168 = Dental Floral something 8oo.328.2171 = Hoosier Lottery Update Program 8oo.328.2173 = Dog Training 8oo.328.2174 = Telematic 8oo.328.2179 = Medic Alert 8oo.328.2181 = Jack Marden Associates 8oo.328.2182 = Winona Daily News 8oo.328.2183 = Disconnected 8oo.328.2184 = Flower Box 8oo.328.2187 = Harry Foss Company 8oo.328.2188 = Carrier 8oo.328.2189 = Answering Service 8oo.328.219o = Comb 8oo.328.2192 = Carrier 8oo.328.2193 = No Answer 8oo.328.2194 = Aeorfreight Express 8oo.328.2195 = No Answer 8oo.328.2197 = Command Corportation ]=-----------------------------------------------------------------=[ Shitty Shirts! Pretty soon, we're going to get some SHiTTY SHiRTS printed up, available exclusively to our readers/distributors. The graphix on the front will most likely be drawn by a commercial artist friend of mine, and the concept will be similar to this. A hick on the front, shoveling some shit, with the BSi Logo on the Left Chest, and on the back, big font "I Shovel Shit, And I'm Proud", for distributors, and a little kid, playing in a pile of shit, BSi Logo on the front, and on the back, big font "I Play With Shit, And I'm Proud." Of course, a list of all distribution sites w/ numbers & sysops will be included on the back of these shirts. They will cost somewhere between $10-$15. Anyone who may be interested in these, please leave me mail on BSi, or see me sometime on IRC, I hang out in #hack, #phreak, #2600, and on occasion #warez, just for the laughs. I'm usually on weekends, between 1-4 am. Anyhow, I won't be skimming any money off the tops of these shirts, so whatever the printer charges, that will be your price! SHiT, DiRT CHEAP! ]=--------------------------------------------------------------=[ Some SHiTTY Sites! blunted.systems.inc - 813-497-3o83 - Waffle 1.65 - All Text, Virii, and H/P/C/A/Q/R/S/T/U/V...and the rest..:) ]=--------------------------------------------------------------=[