лппппллппппл ол лн мллллллм лл оо нн лп пл лл оомммнн ол лн лл оопппнн ол лн лл оо нн лм мл лл ол лн плллллл ААББВллллллллллллллллллллллллллллВББАА ААББВлллл M O T H E R 6 9 ллллВББАА ААББВлллл J A V A M A N ллллВББАА ААББВлллл & Friends ллллВББАА ААББВллллллллллллллллллллллллллллВББАА The Hidden Obvious //\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= \\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\// Disclaimer: I hereby state that I, Java Man, Did write this T-file and used someone else's program to convert this to a com file. i'm not sure who's it is but who ever it is Thank you. ===Reality Check=== Well, Text file 3 from our demented minds, hmm about time we start talking about some hidden obviousness here, nuff about us (even though I didn't say a word about me, id figure what you think of me from knowing me under a different name and reading these t-files is good enough) A friend of mine under the name of, lets call him Necrobeastiality, any way he told me this story and I thought it was enough to do a pretty interesting file on. ===Story time=== It all started a few months ago when he and his g-friend broke up the day after their one year anniversary. He had a few friends who were known for selling illegal substances, they also had a knack for picking up speakers from people he new from, lets just call it laywood. NecroBeastiality often went to his friends house and came out with unidentifiable black boxes for the soul purpose of fixing them. People who saw this thought he was carrying suitcases filled with other stuff. Now in his school, people have no care for lives other then their own, Rumors ARE their lives. Don't get me wrong, he IS friends with almost every person that goes there and his Psychotic demeanor gets the fear and respect of everyone else, its just in this school, there is no honor or chivalry of the human code there. Everyone is nice to everyone, except when their not around. All except necrobeastiality's close friends thought he was a drug dealer, which soon got to the school facility. In all of his classes his teachers treated him as a non student, he was no longer respected by his teachers, when he slept in class (as he usually did) teachers would flip through their little books named "How To Tell If A Student Is On Drugs" just looking for reasons to get him thrown out. ==heres where THO comes into play== in his FIRST period class, Physics, around 7:30 in the morning! he was sleeping as he usually does, His teacher woke him in class and told him to go to the nurse and wrote him a pass.....along with a note for the nurse it read " (Necrobeastiality) sleeps COMFORTABLY and CONSTANTLY in class" so there he went. clocked in, then clocked out, went to his car in the parking lot and slept in his car....with a cigarette, he's not stupid. then went back to school. Later that day he went to the oral surgeon to have a wisdom tooth taken out. he said it hurt like a bitch, but they gave him some Vicadal and Percasite (sp?) either way he said they were GOOD pain killers, Morphine based synthetic codeine. VERY LEGAL I also must add. The next day in school he went to physics again, then went to his locker. He came back to class and his teacher wanted a late pass. he said "oh well, i'm gonna grab some breakfast, we'll try this again tomorrow, ok?" The next day he went to school, and in his English class there was a phone call from the office. well necrobeastiality knew it was fer him (he was flying at this point from the pain killers) and went to the office. The funny guy with the old-man-plaid-golfing pants told him P=principal N=necrobeastiality P> "well you skipped a day of school, so im going to have to Suspend you till we get a parental conference. N> "So yer saying i dont have to come to school tomorrow because i didn't come yesterday" P> "Its not like that, we have reason to believe you might be on drugs and we have to perform a total drug analysis on you." N> "I have to take a Piss test for missing school?!?!" P> "You have to take a 'Urine Analysis' because one of your teachers recommended it" N> "fine what ever, all you're going to pick up is my prescription drugs which are legal" P> "Well just so you know it will check on over 40 different drugs so anything will show. now, You MUST finish this day of school, your not suspended today, ill check up on you, now you behave ok?" with that he stormed out then went to lunch, fer the rest of the day. He took a few days of R/R then went back to school, besides the fact of people he didnt know asking him how much he had to pay in bail money, asking him why he got arrested for beating the shit out of someone that said something about his ex-girlfriend(which never happened) he had a fairly shitty day. so when the principal called him down he said he wouldnt be able to drug test him for a few weeks with the commings of new drug evaluation rules as of November 1st. he relaxed and sat back, poping his painkillers according to his prescription, then the next day the school drug council called him down to "Talk about his Problem"======== THO conversation of the month=== C=counsiler N=necrobeastility C> "So , i hear you are having problems in school, but my job is NOT to bust you, anything you say to me is confidential, i have degrees in counciling and administration, but im not an administrator, i cant bust you. im hear to help" N> "i have no problems" C> "i know you have no problems, my job is to figure out why you have problems in school, weather their drug related, family related or even relationship related. ill help> N> "i have only been taking prescription pain killers for my wisdom tooth" C> "GOOD, YOU realize you have a problem, now what are you going to do about it so it doesn't interrupt with your schooling?" N> "I have a problem? actually I do, My fucking jaw hurts from where the yanked out my god damn tooth, then stapled me up, of course i have a fricking problem, and the only way im going to keep it from interfering with my school work is to stay on these things till they run out, they work great. By the way who recommended me for a drug evaluation any way?" C> "I sense some hostility, lets pick up on this some other time, I think we did some good work here today." N> "Who recommended me to a drug evaluation!?" C> "i just got your slip today, the principal said that When your father came in to talk this morning, that your father set you up for this" N> "Thats BULLSHIT! my father would never, he knows me. The Principal told me i had to do this the day i was suspended!" C> "Well thats what the school board says, thats all i know, sorry" Typical shrink, turned everything he said into a confession, analyzed every word, if he said "bless you" if he sneezed the shrink would think he has a bad Attitude due to his lack of religion because he didnt say "GOD bless you" real dick i must say. after a week of agony from his peers, teacher, counselors, principal, and parents, he got his results back, Took the piss test ON MORPHINE PAIN KILLERS, bout 1350mgs worth, great stuff, and it DIDNT SHOW UP!! so he went to everyone and showed it to them, carried it to each class and announced when he came in. "EVERYTHING CAME UP NEGATIVE, I'M CLEAN" now everyone askes him what he used to get it out of his system.<.....sigh.....> ============================================================================ Thats about all for this file, THO one liner: "I think my butt is ticklish, every time i fart, i laugh" ps. who figured out that Necrobeastiality was me? 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