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I'm James Hetfield from the Chicagoland Area, and I have my own Tfile group, [MiLK]. But that's besides the point. The Point Is: The Golden Fleece. You see, I was walking home one day pondering the Golden Fleece of Greek Myth and Legend. And I was wondering... what if the Golden Fleece was just a Grease Monkey's Rag that he had pissed on and gotten motor oil on too many times? I mean, that would make it Golden, right? And what if The Greeks and Romans and all those other old faggots who were dying of lead poisoning, and half crazy, had drank a little too much nectar that day and just saw this rag lying on the floor? They'd think it's one nifty thing, right? And what if, just say, what if, there was this Grease Monkey in hit Hot Rod that had an open engine that was shooting flames? Hmm? What then? The faggot drunk Greek boys might believe that this is some kind of mythical beast, like a dragon or something. Therefore, it was my opinion, since the ancient Greeks and Romans were all lead poisoned, faggot, drunk bastards who walked around half naked, little things like oily rags and Hot Rods may have seemed like strange enchanting mythical beasts and items. That's my theory. I have other theories, too. Want me to share them? If not, too fucking bad, you're still reading the file. I believe the world should be covered with cornfields. I don't like cornfields too much, and I'm not a big fan of Corn, although corn on the cob is a treat, not a big enough fan to say that's the reason that cornfields should cover the entire earth, however. And even though popcorn is nice too, The entire Earth should be covered with cornfields, which means there would be no room for stoves or microwaves to pop the popcorn. So why, do you ask, do I think the entire world should be covered with cornfields? Maybe my next paragraph will help explain this fact. I believe the children are our future. Molest them now and let them lead the way. Show them all (literally) all the beauty they possess inside. Because the greatest love ... is happening to me. And it will happen to you, if I can get my handles on you. Did that explain my point well enough? Well, if not, ask one of your friends that you find a bit off the rocker. Maybe they can see the tragic insight that you are missing. And now, for your viewing pleasure, a drawing I made right in my DOS Editor! I call it: Stickman! O Stickman is wearing the latest in stick figure clothing. \|/ His stick shirt comes directly from Ralph Monsuave, Inc. | And Hey, are those Bugle Boy Jeans he's wearing? / \ Why Yes, They Are. ---- I just decided now I was going to share with you my favorite noise. Take any good looking 11-29 Female you know, a long blunt object, and ram it up her crotch. The younger the female, the more pleasureable the noise tends to be. Maybe that's just one of my little fetishes. ----- A Poem: By James Hetfield: "Press ALT to Activate Menus" MS-DOS Editor Press Alt to activate menus, they say but alt brings up the Desqview Window Confused, I take my slegehammer And I slam my fucking CPU monitor That'll teach it! Damn Bitch, told you! ---- Cecil the Hormonal 9 Year old says "Fuck me hard, Paperboy!" aND NoW a WoRD FRoM ouR SPoNSoRS... 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