. .:::::. .::::::::. ...:::::::::... :::::::::::: ..:::::::::::::::::.. ::::: :::: .::: ::::::: :::. :::::. : :: ::::: :: :::::::. : ::: : :::::::::. ::: :::::::: ::: ::::: ::::: : :::: ::::: oxic :::......:::: hock .:::::::. ::::::::::: ::::::::::: ::::::::: presents An Interview with The Streptococci Toxic File #91 by Gross Genitalia Centre of Eternity 615.552.5747 40mg/750+ files 12/2400 baud HQ of Toxic Shock =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The following is collection of interviews taken by penicillin mold spores passing down my throat during a recent sore throat of mine. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= PENICILLIN: Grettings to all you ugly streptococci sons of bitches. Despite the fact that we are here to kill you, we also are here to interview you, and perhaps find out a bit more about your lifestyles. We will begin with you, strep #1. What is it like to be a part of the great big cocci family of bacteria? S #1: Well, quite frankly it sucks. As you know we have a somewhat "iffy" life, we never know when we will get the mood to attack some human bastard and attack it in hopes of killing it. So you live one moment to the next, respiring involuntarily, never knowing what your future will be. P: As for these "moods", is this somewhat an explanation for invariably attacking your prey? Your answer #2. S #2: Well I guess so. One minute you're lounging in Jamaica, the next minute a damned typhoon strikes and the wind picks you up and carries you for hundreds of miles. All that dangerous work of trying to scarf an eel's epidermal cells, all shot to hell by a TYPHOON. So you get pretty pissed and a mood comes about to attack a human. P: But why don't you ever get these "moods to attack" while not pissed? S #2: Well, we'd all actually much rather engage in kinky sex and reproduce than to attack people. Sometimes we have a little trouble "getting that rise," and it pisses us off. So we attack humans and get that warm gooey throat place that makes us feel as if on a bed of jism and we have no trouble spurting away. P: But don't you reproduce asexually? S #2: True, but we've devised a new method of attachment that allows us to fulfill our utmost pleasures while leeching off the agonistic bodies of human beings. P: Aren't you guys a little small for sex? S #3: Yes, and obviously none of us have ever achieved orgasm. So in our undying horny quest for pleasure, we constantly seek out sex as a form of relief in these our trying times of nonejaculation. P: On a more personal note, how do streptococci like yourselves feel about us penicillin molds? S #1: You tacky sons of bitches can go fuck yourself for all we care. Well, I guess that's not possible but try it sometime anyway. You are a threat and a menace to our society. Piss off you pigslime bastards. P: Well all fine and dandy.